It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i was born a porn star she said
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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