I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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