I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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