He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.