I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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