Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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