New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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