maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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