Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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