I wanna passion pit in your ass
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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