they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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