East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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