I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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