Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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