You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??