For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating