Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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