Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
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