there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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