can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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