I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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