I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He better not be in your backpack
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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