it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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