Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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