well I can't set my house on fire every night
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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