idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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