i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
im having a threesome with these popsicles
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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