Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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