why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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