so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
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I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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