none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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