I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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