Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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