I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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