toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
My Higher Power is John Stamos
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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