how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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