so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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