Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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