Acid is not a monday night drug
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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