My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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