Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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