i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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