Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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