Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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