i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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