OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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