he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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