it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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