the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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