New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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