he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
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Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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