ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.