On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I cut my penus on the lid.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT