Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize