when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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