how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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